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PLANET PASADENA

HELLO EVERYBODY! 
WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE OF
MILDRED AND VIOLET PLANETTINO.
WE'VE LIVED IN PASADENA FOR SEVENTY-FIVE YEARS
AND HAVE CREATED THIS LIST OF OUR LOCAL FAVORITES! 




                          
                 PLANET PASADENA





PASADENA'S GREETING QUEEN!
FABULOUS  HETEROSEXUAL RESTORATION!
BEST INSTRUMENTS OF PENANCE!
THE MOST EXCITING  INTERSECTION!
MOST JE NE SAIS QUOI!
Most Unladylike Mojitos! (pending)
Marvelous Metaphysical Center!! (pending)
BEST SANITARIUM MUSIC!
Most Exotic Nursery on the Planet! (pending)
MOST FUN WITH PAPER!
MOST VULGAR  PARLOR!
PASADENA'S CUTEST PUPPY!!
WHERE TO READ PROUST IN YOUR UNDIES!!
Women's Interfaith Pugilistic Society (pending)
BEST RESTAURANT - FINE DINING!
Your Final Spa! (pending)
Cheapest Spiritual Advisor! (pending)
BEST PLACE TO STAIN YOUR DRESS!
THE PASADENA TAR PITS!!!
BEST TIME WARP!
Pasadena's Biggest Tramp (pending)
BEST DEAL: VITAMINS & SUPPLEMENTS
Funnest Volunteer Experience! (pending)
BEST PLACE FOR WINE LOVERS!
Pasadena's Unearthly Yoga Teacher! (pending)


  THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED HEREIN ARE OUR OWN AND ARE SUBJECTIVE. 
MILDRED IS VERY PARTICULAR  AND IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR DATING.
THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID OF VIOLET.  THIS SITE IS A PARODY AND IS MOSTLY FICTIONAL. 
PASADENA GUIDE.  PLANET PASADENA!
PASADENA CHIROPRACTOR
PASADENA ACUPUNCTURIST
PASADENA FURNITURE
PASADENA REIKI
PASADENA SPA
PASADENA HAIR
PASADENA ART SUPPLIES
We adore Jeffrey Klarik!
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Jeffrey Klarik

HELLO EVERYBODY!